Making Friends With Germans

My German husband and I got married in the States, and a few days later we boarded a plane bound for Germany. Through the whole ordeal, I never once doubted whether or not I’d made the right decision for my life, but that didn’t change the fact that I was overwhelmed. I had quit my job, sold…

My first female check-up in Germany

Fellas, you’ve been warned. If the thought of a woman spreading her legs to get her goodies inspected by a doctor makes you squeamish, then this post is not for you. Avert your eyes, put down the phone, or for the love of God, click on something else! Okay ladies and brave men, I must…

Schönen Feierabend

Germans have a bit of a reputation for occasionally being just a bit morbid or depressing. For example, rather than saying “Time flies when you’re having fun,” the Germans have a saying that translates into English as something like, “Time crawls by when you’re miserable.” A little depressing? Yes. Does it make me giggle? Absolutely….